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1L:

??? How did this happen

2L:

??!!!!

3L:

?? I don't understand...

4L:

Is it that I haven't seen the world??

5L:

So, how does this bet count?

6L:

What is this thing, how can you all read the title, what is this '?'ing

7L:

You upstairs aren't at School?

8L:

Ah this, how did you know, I'm outside doing my graduation project.

9L:

Run, don't come back.

10L:

Because only one big thing happened today, anyone at School would understand.

11L:

So what exactly is it?

12L:

Shocked my whole family, still can't believe it's real

13L:

I'm stunned

14L:

Tell me what happened! The not-at-school me is crying, stop excluding me

15L:

Grad bro, let me tell you—you should know the Sports Meet is being held at our School this year, right? Today was the Team Combat final, and as expected, Xiangbao led the team to take the Champion. Then during the awards, Xiangbao suddenly held a flower in his mouth and gave it to You 7. I didn't get it at first, stared at it forever—was it a spice? No, it was a camellia. Don't blame me for rambling, then came the main event—You 7 took the flower, grabbed Xiangbao and started kissing him. I was out of it for at least a minute, even more shocking than the day Xiangbao dropped his cover.

16L:

Why still call him Xiangbao, call him Mu-ge.

17L:

Don't even mention it, my teacher is a small dog breed, his eyeballs literally fell out (physically)

18L:

Speaking of dogs, I was sitting next to Senior Xiao Xiao at the time, he looked pretty calm. I bet he got the news early again and didn't tell anyone. A bit hurt, I bet You Qi would be eaten first—do you guys think this 'eating' actually counts?

19L:

What counts, no winners [smoking][smoking], Mu-ge kills all.

20L:

Confused, wait, still can't follow—does Xiangbao mean Zhou Mu? What does 'dropping cover' mean, he posted on the forum under a fake account? Doesn't You 7 hug him all the time? Is this starting to eat from the mouth?

21L:

...Grad bro's project really cut him off from the world, huh.

22L:

I was used to calling him Xiangbao before he dropped his cover, and I'm a moon spirit, can't help my lustful heart QAQ anyway I heard Xiangbao never reads the School forum.

23L:

Doesn't grad bro have any real friends at School willing to pass on news?

24L:

How many classes did bro miss exactly?

25L:

No one told you? Okay, from the top—Zhou Mu is a mixed-blood Fierce Beast, he dropped his cover during the Selection Contest. Damn, he went crazy eating teammates on the spot, then eating opponents. I was at the scene, far away, and my legs went weak, couldn't move. I just had this feeling that today might be the day I die.

26L:

Don't scare me, Zhou Mu is a Fierce Beast??! No—he's a Fierce Beast and the classmate upstairs still calls him Xiangbao? So it's not You Qi eating his mouth, but him eating You Qi's mouth? Every sentence you guys say is so bizarre!!

27L:

Not eating—literal meaning. Kissing, kissing, making out. Outrageous, right? We all think it's outrageous.

28L:

Don't disbelieve it—you can watch the video when you're back, the whole thing was recorded on camera. And before that he was also suspected of causing trouble in Jinyuan. This is probably going down in School history.

29L:

As for him and You 7, I can't figure it out either. Theoretically this should be a romantic relationship, right? Unless they also have Kissing Fish blood.

30L:

Surprisingly makes some sense, given that Kissing Fish don't 'kiss' because they're in love either.

31L:

But why would Zhou Mu fall in love with food ingredients? He still lives in Chun Shijiu's Room now. One guess—could it be that he actually 'kisses' every food ingredient, mainly to eat their tongues?

32L:

This guess makes a lot of sense, but according to the latest news from Building 5, Zhou Xiangxiang has already moved back to Room 1203.

33L:

And You Qi's tongue didn't fall off either. The scene was pretty erotic at the time—Shou Teacher just covered the kid's eyes who was presenting flowers.

34L:

Shou Teacher is still Shou Teacher. I first saw You Qi lean in and thought they were going to fight, but he already knew it was inappropriate for minors.

So when did everyone start calling the guardian deity Shou Teacher like Zhou Mu does...

35L:

I don't believe it, I still can't believe it!!

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88L:

Report, latest news—You Qi accompanied Zhou Mu to class, stuck together the whole time. The class of the one from Zhangzidao, damn—at first the scallop spirit didn't see clearly that the two of them were in the back, going on about how people are dating in class.

89L:

Huh? I'm dying—what happened after they saw clearly?

90L:

What else could happen—said he had something to do and ran off, traditional skill, didn't even finish the class.

91L:

After two days of cooling down, the crazy classmates seem to have calmed down?

92L:

How could they not calm down? My roommate and I spent a whole day sorting out the timeline, planning to review when exactly things started going wrong.

93L:

Review +1. The more I think about it after being shocked, the more something feels off. I even went through the chat records—there were signs early on. At first they said Zhou Xiangxiang was injured, You Qi as his roommate kept carrying him here and there, plus feeding him. At that time someone said it looked like they were gay, everyone opposed it. Isn't this purely fattening him up to eat? Then I don't even remember when his leg injury healed—still hugging and carrying, but because everyone got used to it no one objected [laugh cry]

94L:

Rather than not knowing when his leg healed, isn't it more like Zhou Mu's leg was never injured in the first place? On the contrary, there were always rumors that Director Cui broke the senior's tooth, but later the truth came out—it was Zhou Mu who sent it flying.

95L:

According to my cousin in the elementary division, during entrance training Zhou Mu made You Qi act like a dog, and You Qi actually did it. I have to hand it to him—either he's a Fierce Beast, or he can get a boyfriend, taming You Qi barehanded.

96L:

...So they were always in this push-pull dynamic, and we saw it but didn't take it to heart?

97L:

Then what's the deal with Chun Shijiu? He lives right across from Room 1203, but I saw him still digging at the wall right up until before the Sports Meet.

98L:

We didn't take it to heart, but Chun 19 might not have taken it to his brain?

99L:

Boldly: no brain.

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203L:

Dug up a bunch of old photos, most secretly taken in the Canteen. I was one of the first batch in Chuanfang Building to smell Xiangxiang's scent, so I've been sneakily stalking him on the side.

[Zhou Mu eating meat.jpg][Zhou Mu eating meat in big bites.gif][Zhou Mu drinking beverage.gif][You Qi princess-carrying Zhou Mu.jpg][Zhou Mu looking at camera.jpg][OP crying about using Xiangxiang as meal accompaniment in chat records.jpg]

204L:

So many photos, damn upstairs how did you even include the chat records, I'm dying, do you howl at people every day?

205L:

[Sweating soybean]Busted, yeah, I was posting unhinged literature in the group chat every day back then.

206L:

OP really knows how to shoot, looking at it like this it's really so gay! Help!

207L:

Which direction is Zhou Mu looking in that photo? Is he looking at You Qi... his gaze is so affectionate, can I say this? Could it be that Zhou Mu already had feelings for You Qi back then...

208L:

Which one? Let me find it.

209L:

Found it, sorry, that one he was looking at Gui Youqi, not You Qi.

210L:

............

211L:

Deep affection misplaced, upstairs.

212L:

Help, how did the entire school faculty and students convince themselves their relationship was normal back then, turning a blind eye to all that carrying? Even Jin Lao Sheng Xian in the library would blush at this.

213L:

Jin Lao Sheng Xian would compose a poem on the spot.

214L:

Maybe with an illustration to match—I remember Jin Lao Sheng Xian is basically the illustrated Jinping Mei.

215L:

LMAO, because Zhou Mu really was that fragrant, back then everyone who saw him wanted to say 'I want to hold him too'! Don't start getting amnesia just because Xiangxiang turned fierce!

216L:

Keep posting photos, I want to verify when exactly You Qi started getting weird with all the carrying.

217L:

I don't know when You Qi got weird, but going through old photos I did find Zhou Mu frantically sniffing his scent in You Qi's arms [shocked][shocked] Why don't you verify when Zhou Mu started getting weird instead.

218L:

Is this thread going to become Zhou Mu and You Qi's dedicated thread?

219L:

Yay dedicated thread, I have tons more photos here. Not gonna lie I used to secretly ship them for a while, even drew fan comics, what a pity...

220L:

Want to see [lewd][lewd] any Mouth Cage? any of that stuff?

221L:

Pity what, just say whether you have smut or not. I'm Jin Lao Sheng Xian, I order you to send it to me for appraisal immediately, otherwise you're banned from the library forever.

222L:

It's not that I don't want to post, it's just that I drew them way too early, now they're all completely OOC [crazy] How was I supposed to know the character designs would change so drastically! Can't post them now, if I do I'll get laughed at for being outdated!

223L:

Hahahahahahahaha fuck so tragic! Some official OOC!

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404L:

I'm blind, who's outside bumping old posts like crazy again.

405L:

The tomb-raiding hasn't stopped since Zhou Mu got exposed... even the mods gave up.

406L:

I saw it too. Even though they hijacked the thread, the tomb-raiding is really funny, those titles killed me. 【Zhou Mu this kind I can eat five in one meal [drooling]】【Does that person want to eat or not? If not, send him to my room】【You Qi and Xiangxiang have fallen out, now forming a snake-catching squad to steal fragrance and treasure!】【The Combat Match is coming up, so worried about Xiangxiang, what if athletes from other schools take advantage and get a few bites】...so many, never noticed before, now these OPs are getting whipped left and right.

407L:

Really gonna thank the tomb-raiders. I saw my own old post, so embarrassing, in it I was dreaming that I got close to Zhou Mu in class, Zhou Mu was really shy, kept sneaking peeks at me, wondering if he'd fallen for me.

408L:

Upstairs, I just came out of your post, you really dared to dream back then.

409L:

Hahahahahaha sneaking peeks at you, looks like you've got some taste too.

410L:

I went through them one by one, they're all mocking old OPs and hyping Zhou Mu's combat power, it's only been how many days, the face-changing isn't even this fast... your school might be bad at other things but worshipping the strong is number one.

411L:

What's hyping Zhou Mu's combat power, that's just stating facts, guess why Hualing didn't dare force Zhou Mu to wear the Mouth Cage?

412L:

Guess why Xie Rulin always dodges Zhou Mu's physical contact?

413L:

I just saw a hilarious post, the OP was bragging that Zhou Mu complimented them today saying they smelled pretty fresh.

414L:

That's pretty worth posting about, rounding up the OP is Combat Match Runner-up level.

415L:

Embarrassing? Not embarrassing, I'd put that line on my recruitment resume.

416L:

You laugh at OP for being too power-worshipping, OP laughs at you for not being fragrant enough.

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OP:

[Fist bump][Fist bump]I really admire how your two camps—smut-posting and combat-power hyping—can coexist in the same thread, each chatting about their own thing, completely unaffected by each other.